Wednesday, October 04, 2006

You Can Ride Across In My Mouth, Said The Crocodile

Shorter Newt Gingrich:
"Here's hoping Wal-Mart's new voter registration drive bullshits its employees blind into voting for candidates who will ensure their continued coolie status while giving big corporations carte blanche to exploit that status. Because only by enabling companies to keep their prices low by using coolie labor can coolie labor afford the basic staples to live on that will keep them going back to work at coolie wages for big corporations.

And that's what makes America great!"

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