Monday, May 02, 2005

On The Hindquarters of Rattus Norvegicus

rat Please God. I've only been back to reading the net and watching TV for a few hours and already I can't bear the thought of one more article on the runaway bride, or Pickles and her hilarious stand-up routine Saturday night. Too tired to get it up? Starved for sex and hanging out at strip joints? Husband brain-dead? Aside from the fact that it came from the handmaid of the Dauphin, what on earth makes the cruelty and puerile subtext of such stupid yuks newsworthy? It certainly gives insight into what they must see in each other, if you subscribe to the theory that like attracts like--one shallow, smiling creep to another.

Aside from that psychological insight, who gives a rat's ass?

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