"Stereotype Reassignment SurgeryFollowed by "case studies" from customers both satisfied and disgruntled. (Actually, Mavis Beacon for real is staring at me atop the computer shelf right now, and she is not amused.)
Stereotype Reassignment Surgery is a newly invented technique allowing national, ethnic and social groups who are fed up with their current stereotypes to trade them with another group. To date, only a few groups have made use of this procedure, as extensive sociological testing is required before the operation can begin."
In the wondrous pages of the Uncyclopedia you can also explore the joys of kitten huffing,, learn the secret to the ascendancy of the Right ("A popular right-wing game, called "beat the odds," involves reproducing so much that you become the majority in a two party system. Then, at least eight identical brothers should enter politics to stay away from habit forming all night liquor/crack binges. Afterwards, run for president. Keep using crack"), or enjoy a shot of Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass.
Like Wikipedia, it's open for editing to anyone with the nerve and the talent. Personally, I figure I might as well give it a shot.
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